So I hopped on over to my WordPress account today to update my newest blog and realized that there were maybe half a dozen comments on here I hadn’t approved AND they weren’t getting pushed to my Gmail! Pfft thanks WordPress. (Just kidding, still love you, don’t delete me.) Frankly, I didn’t think anyone was actually reading this, and once I started working again I found myself with less time than before (as I spent my unemployed part of first quarter living at the coffee shop drinking espresso and waxing poetic on technology and posting it here… which can be more difficult to truly do at a 8-5 job.)

I’d love to get this ball rolling again though; maybe not with more than a few posts a week as I’m sharing the blogging love with my newest baby, PlantedLA (and moonlighting occasionally as the resident drinker and party provider at Uncouth Gourmands… I’m a renaissance woman I know) but I do miss the thought process that goes into this nerdy mishmash in particular. So… what do you guys want to talk about? Let me know and I’ll think a little through as well and get back on it this week!


(WOW. Sorry this post took so long! I started it on Thursday, went out-of-town sans laptop Friday, and the rest is history…)

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I waited… a solid 24 hours I waited. 24 hours of me whining and tweeting and status updating to the interwebs about how Google was taking too long to give me Buzz, about how they didn’t love me like I thought they did… 24 hours of begging and pleading, the last 4 of which I spent watching angrily from the window of my RSS feed as friends who I knew didn’t RSS added me, indicating that they had the Buzz that I didn’t. I impatiently hit refresh over and over and over again to no avail. And then, around noon on Thursday, the magical Buzz window suddenly refreshed, spun around and welcomed me into my Gmail. Just like that, it was there! It was finally there!!! Unfortunately, the excitement didn’t last for too long…

You see, Google Buzz didn’t just grant me access like the applications before, inviting me to come inside and check out their new digs. There was little getting to know you, little personal space, little of the “come! explore! dream!” experience that I was used to with Google. No, instead, Buzz stormed into my Gmail like a drunken adopted “uncle” mid-way through Thanksgiving dinner, cursing and wearing sweatpants and drinking cheap booze out of a paper bag, randomly calling exes and lovers and one night stands out of the blue and not only letting them all know that I did not in fact move to an inaccessible corner of Madagascar to help save a rare species of lemur like I said I did, but was alive well and closer than they ever thought… and apparently wanted to be friends with them again. (Trying to have a conversation with this “uncle” is like talking to the school nurse about why you need to call your mom to bring you new pants because you peed the ones you were wearing jumping too high off the swing on the playground, only when you finally get to make the call you pick up the school intercom instead of the telephone because both handsets look EXACTLY THE SAME AND HOW WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT YOU WERE BROADCASTING TO THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WORLD AND NOT JUST ONE PERSON? It’s not like you were given a manual.)

I’m not saying I hate Buzz; if I did, I would’ve turned it off by now. (At least, I think I would’ve… I’m not so sure these days. Part of me thinks that I may be too addicted to social media overstimulation to quit any of it, and I’m not sure what will explode first: the internet, my head, or the computer. The other part of me just doesn’t want to miss a potential train wreck.) I think what I’m trying to say is that Buzz… isn’t exactly what I expected it to be.

For the sake of research I’m leaving it on and active for now, but from what I can tell, hardly anyone else is taking the bait here either. After being out of office for the last 3 days, I was behind maybe 300 newsfeed posts on Facebook. Missed Buzz updates? 4, and they were all in the same message thread.

Meanwhile, across the tubes… Google Maps most recent updates are looking promising, and there’s definitely room for more Buzz integration there; I could see this potentially causing a user to need Buzz in the long run, rather than simply having it sitting there creepily watching your every move. (Shudder.) Filing this one under To Be Continued…

So I’ve decided to save part II of Showdown in the O.S. Corral until I actually get my hands on Buzz and manipulate it a bit over the next day or two. Apparently Google doesn’t think I’m important enough as an online journalist to give an early copy to. Pssh. Tsch. Pfft.

In the meantime, allow me to wax poetic (and I promise, this isn’t another 3am posting with random ramblings and old west references that simply serve as a teaser to nowhere. Not that the last post was! That teaser went to here:  See? Not pointless. Very important to this post in fact. Segue!)

Back in the 90s, everyone I knew had their own self-created pages on Angel Fire. They’d spend hours writing HTML, formatting their personalized pages with backslashes, parenthesis, and less than signs. Because I always wanted to be a part of whatever was going on (and was a closeted tech dork at that point, as being a teenager was awkward enough) I quietly hit up our little town’s IT guy for help. He in turn smiled, gave me a stack of programming “For Dummies” books, and sent me on my merry way.

Two or three weeks later, I had fumbled my way through my first adventure in coding (on dial-up no less; talk about page preview time! And with un-tabbed browsers! The horror!!!) and I eagerly showed my wonky masterpiece to everyone and anyone within a computer’s distance, dork title be damned. It was, in its full glory, a static scroll down homage to my favorite 1980s cartoons, basically an acid trip of a background covered with glittery Smurfs and My Little Ponies and He-Man Warriors and Transformers. And I was so proud. I was even prouder when the “Children of the 80s” web ring accepted my application to be a part of their database, as I had spent many hours marveling at their perfectly centered and slowly animated GIFs, built-in trivia pages, and multi-page fan sites that made mine look like your average 6 year old’s arts and crafts project. (Not that any of that stopped me from constantly attempting to add more content and links, but I digress.)

These days, if a teenager wants a webpage, all they have to do is register on a blogging site, find a template they like, and upload the content they want to include. Sure they can spend hours customizing every inch of it, but why bother? Gone are the days of frustratedly DIYing your online world; I’d even wager to bet that you’d be hard pressed to find a teenage (or even tweenage) kid who doesn’t have a personalized online presence in some capacity. Thanks to the likes of Facebook, Blogger, WordPress, Twitter, Flickr, and Friend Feed, anyone from ages 8 to 80 can figure out how to use as little or as much of the online world to their advantage. (Seriously though! I have an eighty-something year old great-aunt on Facebook. She is a Farmville junky.)

But with all the social networking applications currently available, do we really need another one to keep track of? As much as I’d like to say no, that hasn’t stopped me from hitting refresh on my Gmail since 11am this morning in hopes that Buzz will magically pop-up for me to play with. Meanwhile, the internet is buzzing (pun intended) already: will Buzz destroy Facebook? Will it invade our privacy even further? From Microsoft’s official statement to the original buzzers at Yahoo being buzz kills (ok I’ll stop now), there is no dearth of opinions on this new “social networking” tool that hardly anyone has actually gotten to try out yet. (Warning: If you haven’t at least watched the video above, you might want to because I plan on referencing some of the features from here on out!)

From what I can tell so far, Buzz’s biggest asset is that it may help Google revive (the pretty much defunct) Friend Feed, while bridging the gap to Google Wave (which many Google users have but hardly any use, myself included.) But why have a social network built into your Gmail? The most interesting thing about Google is the fact that they encourage their user to customize the G-applications to their advantage. Not that this has ever worked particularly well in the social sphere. (I’m looking at you, MySpace.) And not that I want to have to think about customizations… but if you can look past all of this, there is a far bigger picture to be had here than just the potential Gmail information overload functions.

In my opinion, the mobile app’s presentation for Buzz was far better than the web app’s. (This I can actually see getting some real use out of!) By utilizing multiple Google products your buzzes are essentially geotagged; what’s more, you are given  the option to get “buzzes” from all around you based on your location, letting you know what other people have recommended as far as what to do, where to go, etc. It’s huge news for businesses looking to further promote themselves, and yet another door left wide open for further programming developments that will connect our real and virtual worlds even more so.

Still, the question remains: do you really want to deal with another social networking site? Google has thought of this: If you’re a Gmail user, Buzz is already there. (Or at least, it will be in the next few days.) It’s supposedly ready to use without much tweaking. It’s supposedly as intuitive and simple as the email you already use. It’s supposedly as connected to all the other (Google-based) applications you already use on the web. So instead of expounding on the reasons why you shouldn’t (more time-wasting and inbox pile-up), I’m going to give you the reasons why I will anyway, as well as why I think Facebook isn’t going anywhere anytime soon.

First, we have to stop thinking of Buzz as Google’s attempt at a “social networking site” and start thinking of it as a potentially handy application for wrangling our existing online presences. How amazing would it be to see what you look like, across the board, on every site you are registered with? What would be so bad about the simplicity of having one singular location from which you could evaluate your Facebook, LinkedIn, Twitter, Photobucket, even iLife all at once, and then click through to make adjustments or share via a master IM to people who you may not be as connected with elsewhere? Much like the 80s web ring of yesterday, many of us are continuously building a web ring styled presence online without even realizing it. Why not add another link to that ring? Or better yet, why not have a hub to wrangle the other links from? While I like to update my statuses on varying sites to different effects, I wouldn’t mind having one that kept me in the loop with all of the above. This doesn’t mean that I’m leaving Facebook for it- I love Facebook and it loves me and it’s good at what it does. And it doesn’t mean I’m leaving Twitter either- it’s an entirely different circle of friends and I like the variation between them and the people I know on Facebook. So II guess I’ll just have to wait and see with Buzz- if Google continues to do what they do best, which is aggregating content and providing more targeted search results, and if they can give this to me simply and effectively, then I’ll be buzzing along with the rest, seeing it as the completion to my “webring” of online pages. (Dear Google: Please add FB Connect! We’d be set!) But if they simply try to “be another Facebook”, I may have to reject their cracked out invasive Friend Feed until another day…

(Oh yeah, I went there. Because a showdown in the wild west 2.0 would definitely be Trekkies vs. the Tombstone gang in their Sunday’s best.)

Tomorrow, there may be a new cowboy in social media town… or at least that’s what the hushed tones from the far corners of the internet’s peanut gallery have been gossiping about for the last 48 hours. Tomorrow, Google is going to ride in on his painted pony with his sidekick Gmail, guns a blazing, in hopes of chasing Facebook the Kid out-of social town. You see buckaroos, Facebook has run this town for quite some time, and Google has let him play with the regulation spurs and wear the shiny badge, but the old Sheriff never wanted to actually be replaced… and along the line, the Kid might have stepped on the Sheriff’s ostrich skin boots, and he doesn’t like it when people step on his boots. This town may only be big enough for one of them… will the Sheriff wake up tomorrow and dethrone the Kid at his own game? Or will the Kid prevail by doing what he knows best, leaving the Sheriff even further behind in his socially savvy dust?

(Seriously though, the Googs is making a big product innovation- aka “social status update feature for Gmail”- announcement tomorrow @ 10a.m. PST. You can catch the play-by-play on Mashable, or, you know, just bumble on over to your- oh the irony!- Facebook or Twitter homepage around lunchtime to see what your tech-savvy friends are saying. Or… come back here. Cause you know this little tumbleweed of a blogger never stops!)

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A few days ago I suddenly realized that somewhere along the line, Facebook somehow became my go-to source for news. When the site’s redesign finally displayed in full-effect this week, I even wondered if that’s where they were intentionally headed to next- turning themselves into a one stop shop for all of my online needs. Today, a friend confirmed my suspicions: according to new data from Hitwise, Facebook is in fact the world’s largest aggregated news reader, above Google or anyone else. So how did this happen, and where do I think it’s headed next?

I’ve been trying to sell friends on the idea of using RSS for years, but not too many seem to grasp the concept or usefulness of a news reader (and those that do say they’d rather visit the webpages individually so they “don’t miss anything that could be interesting”.) It wasn’t until Facebook’s News Feed came along that I finally had a way of visually explaining exactly what a RSS does to people who didn’t know and were having trouble understanding. (“Oh, like Facebook! I got it.”) The fact of the matter is that Facebook is one of the only sites thus far that has consistently utilized and simplified old and new online technology (RSS, customizations, short-links, embedding) and then trained the average user to use these functions without the user even needing to know how they’re doing what they’re doing. As‘s Nick O’Neill said recently, “The best technologies don’t need explanations of how they work, they just work.”

Though I’ve heard people say that Facebook is as much of a trend as Myspace, I’d like to be one of the first of many to argue that they’re wrong. For what was a small college project 6 years ago has quickly evolved into one of the most massive online powerhomes to date. Now, between their newest layout and murmurs of Project Titan, it has become very clear that Facebook does not plan on going anywhere anytime soon. And why should it?

The reality is, the more overwhelmed our world becomes with information, and the more accessible that information is, the more likely we are to seek news, products, and services from people we know and trust rather than “randomly searching” out in the ether. Facebook is unique in that it allows us to not only share the news and information that matters to us, but also have a personal discussion about these issues with friends and family a thousand or more miles away on a daily basis. It simultaneously gives us insight, good or bad, while filling that void for human socialization, providing the everyday interaction with other people that we so primally crave. No longer are we relegated to discuss an article on a comment board with people we don’t even know; instead, we can easily gain a wealth of opinions and ideas from the people we value the most in our lives, openly debating these subjects from the comfort of our living room couches.

So where am I going with all of this? For starters, this is huge news for content providers (as well as for advertisers.) While Facebook already dabbles in “targeted” advertising to some extent, if the ads that pop-up in my Facebook sidebar are any indication of what the website thinks of me, then I think they are being quite presumptuous. But with the addition of a more news reader friendly homepage, and the ability to add your favorite RSS feeds and blogs to your News Feed (thusly creating a personalized news channel), poorly targeted ads could be a thing of the past. Not only can Facebook now monetize Ad Views more successfully, but give the average user more useful ads as well. Each user’s demographics, interests, friend circles, and news preferences are at the site’s fingertips- they simply have to integrate a powerful meta data search function to capitalize on what is already there (the wheels of which I’m sure are already in motion behind the giant curtain.)

Despite these new advances that may help to pull the site out of the red, there’s still the looming question of whether or not Facebook will eventually charge for access once it becomes an invaluable if not necessary asset to our daily online usage. Even though I’m on-board for a low-cost per year model, given the transparency of the internet, why do such a thing? Instead, I propose that Facebook presents each user with an array of choice advertisers for them to opt-in and personally discuss on a monthly basis. By targeting the demographic that each advertiser wants their message to be received by, the site can still find revenue where it counts while simultaneously creating a user-generated open forum where all positive and negative comments can be heard, discussed, and reviewed by various companies to further meet their consumers’ needs. Many brands already have fan pages that are highly successful examples of this feedback model. I say take this a step further and create an integrated marketplace that thrives on it.

Initially, this model may not seem like it could provide the ROI that most advertisers claim to seek. But the proof is in the pudding here folks- how many advertisers can actually produce a detailed analysis of their ROI from the millions they spend on magazine or TV ads? Newspapers? (The only significant report to date that I can remember reading about advertisers being able to track the cost effectiveness of advertising was actually, believe it or not, through social marketing, and it was in reference to Dell Outlet’s Twitter feed, which now boasts over 600k followers.) Advertisers need to stop looking at their ROI in terms of dollars and brand awareness, and start looking at it in terms of customer loyalty and brand integrity, because that’s where the real money lies. The same brand awareness that they get on TV is now achievable (and more specifically targetable) online, but by focusing on constantly improving their products rather than their sales pitches, they will finally create a connection with the people who matter the most: their consumers.

(And isn’t that what this is all about?)

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All jokes aside, I can hardly believe it’s been almost a week and I haven’t had a chance to sit and filter through all my ideas that I’ve wanted to blog about 5x a day and hammer out the ones that are the most interesting to me. (I can’t wait until I have a real job again and have time for this stuff!!!)

So… I’m guessing you all know by now that the iPad came out last week. Yes? Good. (No? I’m giving you the benefit of a doubt that you were either in a snowstorm in the Midwest without power for the last week, or that you made a pact with yourself to avoid any sort of external media stimulation until the beginning of February.)  From the moment that Steve Jobs announced Apple’s newest (and to date, most poorly named) gadget, there have basically been three schools of thought: the cynics, the skeptics, and the true believers.

The cynics have written articles for many a tech blog, moaning about what it can’t do, what it doesn’t have, how it’s basically a giant rock with wi-fi and a big shiny screen, and why they will never buy one. The skeptics are the people who are writing for outlets like the FT and Economist; they see the potential usefulness of this product, but will wait for the 2nd generation of products before forking over half a grand or more. And the true believers, well, they are simply Apple loyalists through and through. They will often buy before they even beta test, and they will buy again when a new model is released. Whether this is because they need the latest and greatest thing or because they simply trust the brand is debatable, but rest assured- no matter what the newfangled device does, they want it and they will get it.

Asking me what category I fall into on this issue is the equivalent of asking me what political party I affiliate myself with. (If pressed to answer, that affiliation would be Libertarian, which is rarely a check-box option on the paperwork, but this is beside the point.) What I’m saying is that there should be a fourth school of thought added to this debate, a group of people that are out there vocalizing not the strengths or weaknesses of this new piece of technology, but rather, the entirely new interactive advertising market that has been created by it.

Personally, I have yet to get my hands on one (although I hope to change this soon.) But already I can see the potential that it holds, with or without touching it. Do I think it will replace your laptop or desktop computer? No. (At least not yet, unless you are already an avid cloud computer and iPhone user.) Do I think it will replace your cell phone? Not at all, unless we are going back to the days when Zack Morris held up his super cool cinderblock sized cell phone for the rest of the Saved by the Bell gang to admire over fries and cokes at the Max. (And personally, I hope we don’t go there, as I refuse to develop an affinity for large-pocketed cargo pants or man purses.)

So where does it fit in? I think the point that people are missing here is that the iPad was not created as a device to replace anything. Rather, it was created as a device to support and interact with other devices. (Why else would it only run one application at a time?) Think about it this way: Would you like to comment on a TV show while you’re watching it or a game while you’re playing it? No longer will you have to clutter half of your prime viewing real estate with that chat and comment sidebar and risk your video skipping a beat- now you can simply sync your iPhone and comment from there while watching said program on your iPad. (And yeah, I know it doesn’t support Flash yet, but they’re working on it!) Or sync your iPad with your computer while watching said program on your Mac/PC, using the iPad to comment without needing to have a physical keyboard within reach. Want to manipulate photos, thoughts, ideas, maps, on a screen bigger than a deck of cards? I’m sure the iPad can do this too (among other things.)

Interestingly enough, a lot of advertisers are currently about 5 steps behind in terms of tech knowledge. Little specialized boutique social marketing firms are popping up all over the internet, but these companies seeking advice from said firms should already be integrated into the various social networks and ready to move on to the next step. (See my Twitter post from about a week ago.) And what do I think that next step is? Interactive advertising. I’ve discussed the notion of a two-way conversation with your targeted audience briefly before, and it’s technology like the iPad that’s going to step an advertiser’s game up. It’s as simple as seeing a commercial for Tide laundry detergent or Colgate toothpaste while browsing the internet on your touchscreen device, then touching the ad to send a coupon to your smart phone that’s already synced and networked. (No need to fill out information and request an email- all they’ll need to target you in the future is your remote IP.) It’s making a touch-screen matching game or puzzle that is an escape from whatever you do daily, which also rewards you with for being a valued customer with incentives and promotions. (You win, they win.) It can even be as minorly complicated as presenting all the new models of sports car that someone like Nissan has to offer, and being able to bluetooth a version of that vehicle with true to life driving specs to your Playstation or Xbox or regular laptop/desktop so you can test it out on a universal platform driving game, leaving a link open on your iPad to rate your experience and give feedback (and tell you where to go IRL to test drive that bad boy, once again pushing a message over to your smart phone with directions and contact information of the closest car dealer.)

Syncing. Organizing. Simplifying. These are all things that the iPad can do for both the producer and the consumer. It is potentially the much-needed bridge in our technology gap. We as consumers are not difficult to please: as in any relationship, we want to be told that our time, loyalty, and opinions matter and are valued by whomever we are interacting with. Otherwise, we know there are greener pastures elsewhere that will meet our needs.

Because in a world of 2.0 where everyone is constantly fighting to be heard, the grass oftentimes IS actually greener on the other side (as well as organic, sustainable, receptive to feedback, and, well… you get my drift.)

I’ve heard before that “you gotta have a gimmick”, and although I’m not a gimmicky sort of gal (with perhaps the exception of my love for alliteration!) if there are two things in life that I’m borderline obsessed with, I’d have to say those things are technology and porn food. And frankly, I’ve always wanted to blog about food, but my palette has never had the patience to let a perfectly good meal go cold what with writing and detecting nuances and taking pictures. No, eff that. I just like the way it looks. And I want to eat and enjoy the heck out of it. Nom nom nom. (Or something like that.)

So without further ado, may I present the less techy but just as tasty, “Food Porn Friday.” (And yes, I did Google that term and I realize that it is quite unoriginal as several other blogs use it regularly, but seeing as how I cannot figure out who started it, I’m just going to pretend it’s a web ring and I’m adding content. WHOAH-HO!!! Angelfire old school shout out to the web rings everywhere! Original painstakingly HTML encoded blogs say WHHHAAAT? Oh yeah. I went there. And yeah. I’m a dork.)

any who… ON WITH THE SHOW!

This week’s hot and sexy sandwich comes from the one and only Langer’s Deli in MacArthur Park. You can check out the review here, but don’t not go based on one review alone- I still think the pastrami is worth getting, minus the sauerkraut, and extra lean. (Although, really the best thing there is their cake. And pickles. Mmmm…)

Oh and P.S. I have not forgotten the iPad post this week, I just spent a little too much time between the dentist and job interviews and haven’t had time to proofread or edit. Hopefully tomorrow!!!